Dear Edward (aka Robert Pattinson)
I wanted to send my deepest appologies to you. I unfortunately will not be able to attend your Hot Topic appearance in Dallas tomorrow. I know you have really been looking forward to meeting me, giving me a hug and getting your picture taken with me (even though picture taking is not allowed, I know you would have made an exception for me!) Please do not be downtrodden by this terrible news. I am positive you have been as excited for this chance happening as I have been, but I just don't think I can get a flight back from my vacation in time. If you wish, you could send me an autographed shirt (perferably one you have worn yourself) signed...
To my gorgeous Amy,
My love for you will last forever!
I sincerely hope you enjoy yourself on your Twilight tour and think of me the whole way. And just remember, we will always have the midnight show November 21, a matinee the next day and the minute I buy the DVD, we will be together forever.
Your one true love (Bella, who?)